I married Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage.
o.o christ.
I brutally murdered Sally Donovan because Mycroft hired me to.
I helped solve a case with the Bee Gees because I felt like it :D
I burnt the heart out of Greg Lestrade because he/she’s sexy.
Truth.
I made a hit TV show with Jim Moriarty because Mycroft hied me to… Okay?
I strapped a bomb to Mrs. Hudson because she’s sexy? THE FUCK?
I made tea for Anderson, because he’s sexy. Damn right. Or for the Bee Gees as my top is black/white.
Does black/white count as grey? ‘cause I’d love to make Moriarty some Moriartea.
I stayed alive with Jim Moriarty because Mycroft hired me to.
Sounds legit.
